I always root for the opposite team lol. I don’t give a damn if it’s the Magic
Breakfast taste way better at night.
Her impromptu rendition of “Dear Dog” was that old, down home, small Southern Baptist church gathering on a hot, Sunday morning with open windows and ceiling fans on high as some members of the laid back congregation, feeling the hot breezes coming from their church hand fans, breaks out in a Negro spiritual, call-and-response style to the musical accompaniment of hand claps.
Yes, I got my entire life.
Saw the recaps on SportsCenter. I am beyond pissed I missed that game. Ugh!!!
but she said she’ll kick my ass if I do lol.
She looks like she’s rockin’ one of Shenaynay’s creations (jk it’s not that crazy lol but it is a lil out there). It’s one of those up dos from the ’80s.
I love finding old pics.
How People Respond to Age:
Person A finds out Person B is say age 28: “Damn you old!”
Person A finds out Person B has died at age 28: “OMG! He/she was so young!”
I don’t get that lol
Me: *walking to the subway from my college*
Him: Excuse me beautiful. You go to that school?
Me: Umm yes
Him: *deep bedroom voice* So what’s your major?
I need a prayer circle. The devil is working tonight.
Apparently my Uncle Klepto thought it would be cool to take my dvd w/out asking. He texted: “I just wanted to borrow it.” I mean you could’ve asked Bruh Man.
I don’t feel like playing Inspector Gadget right now
I can’t believe it’s almost eight months since you got your wings. It literally feels like you’re still here tho, as if you took a long trip somehwere, but I have to keep reminding myself you’re not returning. I have to go to you. When that day comes it’s going to feel like there was never any time or distance between us. Finish conversations where we last left off. Stomach-hurting laughs. Endless pranks. Ya know, the good ‘ol days. Until that day…you better save my seat in heaven! Forever thinking about you. Love you man!
There is no reason why we should have to pay. You kidnap people, tell them to find their way back home, but you’ll point them in the right direction in exchange for money. B-tch!
I should not have to get famous, in order to be on a Henry Louis Gates “Finding Our Roots” segment to find out for something that should be free 99. I’m just sayin’.