When it comes to the Miami Heat,

I always root for the opposite team lol. I don’t give a damn if it’s the Magic

Real talk

Breakfast taste way better at night.

The fact that Tamar Braxton still has me in semi-church mode

Her impromptu rendition of “Dear Dog” was that old, down home, small Southern Baptist church gathering on a hot, Sunday morning with open windows and ceiling fans on high as some members of the laid back congregation, feeling the hot breezes coming from their church hand fans, breaks out in a Negro spiritual, call-and-response style to the musical accompaniment of hand claps.

Yes, I got my entire life.

Bulls vs. Nets

Saw the recaps on SportsCenter. I am beyond pissed I missed that game. Ugh!!!

Whyyyyyyyy LMAO! Forget about me. Look at all that shit in the background. I gotta headache just from lookin’ at this 

Yo! I am soooooo tempted to post this pic of my mom

but she said she’ll kick my ass if I do lol.

She looks like she’s rockin’ one of Shenaynay’s creations (jk it’s not that crazy lol but it is a lil out there). It’s one of those up dos from the ’80s.

I love finding old pics.

Something I Never Understood

How People Respond to Age:

Person A finds out Person B is say age 28: “Damn you old!”

Person A finds out Person B has died at age 28: “OMG! He/she was so young!”

I don’t get that lol

One of the weirdest pick-up lines I’ve been told

Me: *walking to the subway from my college*

Him: Excuse me beautiful. You go to that school?

Me: Umm yes

Him: *deep bedroom voice* So what’s your major?

Family members that touch or take your shit w/out asking

I need a prayer circle. The devil is working tonight.

Apparently my Uncle Klepto thought it would be cool to take my dvd w/out asking. He texted: “I just wanted to borrow it.” I mean you could’ve asked Bruh Man.

Either somebody stole my Cooley High dvd or I misplaced it

I don’t feel like playing Inspector Gadget right now

Happy 26th Bornday to my childhood homie, Javon!

I can’t believe it’s almost eight months since you got your wings. It literally feels like you’re still here tho, as if you took a long trip somehwere, but I have to keep reminding myself you’re not returning. I have to go to you. When that day comes it’s going to feel like there was never any time or distance between us. Finish conversations where we last left off. Stomach-hurting laughs. Endless pranks. Ya know, the good ‘ol days. Until that day…you better save my seat in heaven! Forever thinking about you. Love you man!

Black people should be able to trace their ancestry for FREE

There is no reason why we should have to pay. You kidnap people, tell them to find their way back home, but you’ll point them in the right direction in exchange for money. B-tch! 

I should not have to get famous, in order to be on a Henry Louis Gates “Finding Our Roots” segment to find out for something that should be free 99. I’m just sayin’.

See this is the ish I'm talkin' about! While in Brooklyn...

  • White guy to his daughter:You know, 400 years ago no one lived over here.
  • My friend (roaringelephant.tumblr):Oh, so we're just gonna forget about the Natives...They aren't people?!
  • White guy:*disregards*